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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

who wants a mass gathering of 60 plus people on the last day of the term?
REPLY!

6:13 AM
Keala

Sunday, May 3, 2009

A condom saleswoman was stranded in the country-side and had to put up the night with a farmer and his two hilly-billy sons.

In the middle of the night, she crept into the room where the two brothers were sleeping and woke them up to have sex. She explained that the condoms were to ensure that she did not get pregnant. The next morning she bade them farewell and left the farm.

Weeks passed and then one brother spoke to the other, "It has been some time now that she's gone and I don't think she'll ever get pregnant. Let's take these darn things off."

:D

8:52 AM
Keala

Friday, April 24, 2009

Sry ppl, I forget post some pics!! HAHA!!!

Keala GLs!!!

Photo of e HMS ppl dancin!!!

& to end of....

Our dear Matthew!!!

Fangxiu

7:22 AM
Keala

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Hi Kealas!! Ms Loh Pee Pee is here again!! Some videos to share wif all of u abt todae dance competition!!!!

Tis is when they at e lecture hall practise den I juz took it down lah!! Haha!!

Fangxiu

7:10 AM
Keala

Sunday, April 19, 2009

HI KEALA.

Just wanted to post before school starts tomo. I hope everyone enjoyed themselves at FOC. Thank you for being such a wonderful house, the most creative, and the most fun! I loved every minute of camp because of the house. On behalf of Cassie and Matt, we would like to thank our GLs who did a great job, and ofcourse our darling freshies for their enthusiasm and spirit!

So have fun at sch tomo. Do seek your seniors if you need any help. The most impt thing is to be consistent in your work, and don't procrastinate! Poly life is very different from secondary sch, but you'll adapt alright (: We'll plan a reunion maybe during the June break. Till then, feel free to meet up for lunch and stuff! I'll leave you with a joke :P

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

Angelin :D

2:08 AM
Keala

Saturday, April 18, 2009

doesn't mean that once camp is over, i can stop doing my thing.
HAHAH. okay, read on!

Pig farmer

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.

The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesnt have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead, lay down & wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up & gives this some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means that he has to impregnate the pigs.

So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back & goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes & looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didnt take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up & drives them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.

No, she says, theyre all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn.

mad

7:48 AM
Keala

Friday, April 17, 2009

i've uploaded my share of pictures HERE on facebook. you need to be a member to be able to view them, i think. so do join the keala group if you have yet to :D

mad

11:26 AM
Keala